Uncle Jesse's Girl

Full House finally makes me laugh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897334/

 

Still only the second-best song inspired by Dave Coulier (Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" being the best).

 

So this thread isn't about The Dukes of Hazzard? I'm confused.

 

That's what I was thinking.

 

I looked on line tonight, speaking of Jesse, for the follow to Jesse's Girl -- Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield...
Was Jimmy Hart the only one who sang it?

 

For starters: Pam wasn't killed because she "couldn't keep her eyes on the road." She was hit by a drunk driver.

Jessie and Becky didn't drink, either. Jessie had some wild nights before they got together, but he quit the party scene when they met.

And Jessie was suspicious of Joey's intentions with Becky once. During his first visit to the Tanner's house, Rusty -- the precocious, little 10-year old -- planted a "secret" love note that was supposed to be from the paperboy to D.J. Well, hilarity ensued from there, as the note made it to everyone in the house -- including Michelle -- but D.J. Stephanie thought it was from Rusty; Kimmy though it was from Jessie; Danny thought it was from Becky; Rusty's mom thought it was from Joey; Michelle couldn't read it; and Jessie thought it was from either Danny -- or Joey.

Thankfully, everything worked out before anyone threw a punch. Well, it worked out for all but Rusty. D.J. even started talking with the paperboy. Great episode.

But Joey never made an advance on Becky. The closest he came was when Jessie turned up missing on his wedding day. Right before he jumped from an airplane, Jessie told Joey, "If anything happens to me, marry Becky." Joey was even reluctant then -- and so was Becky when he told her Jessie's backup plan.

Besides, Becky didn't have a good Betty Rubble impression. She'd never cut it in Joey's world.

 

"People think I'm gay, but you don't mess with Friggin Dave Coulier."

 

Mikey, have mercy.

 

Reality. What a concept.

 

I really do feel bad for him sometimes.

 

BBAM, What's bad is I was actually quoting Uncle Jesse.

 

If I had any brains, I'd have named my comb Mr. Goodpart when I first got it. That'd be as close to Uncle Jessie as the law would let me get.