UDub's in the market for a new alma mater

And there's a thousand bucks in it for you if you can fart out something sufficiently bland and chirpy.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004404437_apwauniversitysong.html

The floor is open for suggestions, although the bar has been set pretty high over at EDSBS.

 

Can't wait to see what some WSU grads can do with this.

 

Now paging Angola! 'Gola, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

 

I didn't go to Wazzu, was just born near it and lived in Eastern Washington and was always a fan.

I believe we need to page Lester Bangs to the white courtesy phone.

 

Will this come with a montage of Sylvester Stallone training and training and training some more?

OK, Gonna Fly Now ...

 

Quincy Jones is from Seattle, you'd think he'd be willing to come up with something, perhaps with a little grunge.
$1,000? Considering how much money the school will make off the song and song royalties being what they are, the contest is total b.s.

 

Jerramy Stevens submits, "Baby, you can drive my car."

Billy Joe Hobert submits, 'Loan me a dime (or $50K)."

Jeremiah Pharms submits, "Beat it (or her)."

Rick Neuheisel submits, "The Gambler."

Every Cougar submits, "You're so vain."

 

Now that you mention it, that would give me disincentive to try the contest if I ever went to Washington.

What about the folks who wrote "We Belong" and only got a couple hundred bucks for it while Pat Benatar got rich off that song? There's a cautionary tale about getting fucked up the ass over royalties if I ever heard one.

 

Prince submits "Purple Rain."