U.S.A sets a new record!

So. Idaho's scrupulous personal hygiene and iron will aside, how do we account for the uptick in STDs? Taking into account better testing and new reporting methods, what's up?

 

And apparently you can contact HIV through organ transplants:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/13/health/13cnd-organ.html?hp

Four transplant recipients in Chicago have contracted H.I.V. from an organ donor, the first known cases of the virus being spread by organ transplants in 22 years, The Chicago Tribune is reporting today

 

Blame Canada?

 

Blame Flash.

 

It's all soccer's fault.

 

Wanna play?

 

More people making the beast with two backs?

 

Teenagers who have received abstinence-only sex ed in school have sex at the exact same rates as those who in the past received information about contraception, but are less likely to use protection.

That will do it.

 

There's the root cause right there.

 

Eventually, humanity with evolutionarily bifurcate into a sub-race of degenerate, diseased cretins and an uber-race of virtuous, physically superior geniuses like Idaho.

 

The genius thing, though, is inaccurate.