TV, film or literary character with whom you identify

Let's hear them, members and moderators.
Right now, it's Josey Wales. I dig revenge porn.
In Fart's younger years, Pip in Great Expectations.
I tended to be in love with one unattainable girl or another.
Romantic idealist, priggish snob, but with an innately good soul.

 

For me, Robert Pirsig. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

 

Mister Spock.

 

I made this thread five months ago.

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/95222/

You responded that you look like a young Corey Haim.

 

But you don't have "fart" in your name, so I didn't click on it.

 

You had the best response in the thread.

 

I did look like a twentysomething Corey Haim before I put my weight on.
Then again, he put some pounds on too, if I recollect.
Hope I'm not headed for an early grave.
Fart doesn't do drugs.

 

I wouldn't say I identify with this guy, and he's not a fictional character. So I'm not even sure why I'm bothering to post this. But I'm already typing so fuck it, let's roll with it: I've had roughly a dozen people scattered over three states tell me I'm a dead ringer for Michael Moore.

 

Link? I have no recollection of said thread.

 

Shave.

Also, I think he qualifies as a fictional character.

 

Reveal yourself as Wife of Fart so we can get the funhouse back.
Please dude, it's been shut for six weeks.
It's a moral imperative.
The sooner it's back the sooner I make my home there and don't post anywhere else.