Troy Smith??

I heard that the Heisman Trophy winner, Troy Smith, skipped his chances this week due to some activites. Mr. Smith missed a show with Cold Pizza and he also missed the chance to ring the bell on Wall St. I know very well that that last chance doesn't come to everyone. Now I may be crazy, but does anyone think that because of these incidents his chances of going high in the draft may be in jeopardy?

 

So Troy Smith was out celebrating too late and couldn't wake up in time to do those things. Personally, I would skip Cold Pizza before skipping ringing the Wall Street bell. But no one cares in the long run.

Wednesday is Troy Smith Day in Cleveland. That's what matters, bitches.

 

Can this be translated into English?

 

I heard the Heisman runner up had to appear on Cold Pizza twice, and the third place winner, three times.

 

no seriously

 

He bypassed a show nobody watches and one of the most overrated public appearances possible (nobody outside Wall Street actually cares who rings the opening bell), and he did it because he wanted to get back to Columbus so he could practice with his teammates. This will not affect his draft prospects in a negative fashion.

I'm thirsty. Fetch me a beer.

 

What. The. Fuck.

You. Are. An. Idiot.

Please, do us a favor and stop posting.

 

What KYSW said!

 

I thought this was a joke. I never thought this to be a serious thread. Wow.

 

I doubt anyone on Wall St. gives a shit either.

 

You sir, are a moron. Going on Cold Pizza would only hurt his status. Get a life.

 

We need to start a category of dumbest post of the millennium.