Troy Hambrick: The new Bam Morris

Legendary loafer headed to prison for five years for selling crack cocaine.

http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/10824803

 

A piece of crap all the way back to college. Hardly a surprise.

 

Don't forget his brother, Darren. Just as big of a fuckup.

Their new nickname: The Fuckup Brothers.

 

Gotta throw in Dwayne "Tight Squeeze" Goodrich to make it the Fuckup Triplets.

 

To Bam's credit, he "just" sold a few hundred pounds of weed.

 

Nate Newton nods in agreement.

 

Don't forget wanna-be drug kingpin Irving Spikes. If I remember correctly, he was once arrested for selling chipped-up pieces of sheetrock to an undercover cop. Then, when he started slinging rock for real, he got sent to the federal pen, where he still is, I believe.

 

If you sam Bammer, I say slammer.

 

Reason #1 why you should never name a pet after an athlete.

A buddy of mine named his black lab Bam when Morris was in his first season with the Steelers.

I wonder if that dog is still alive? Of course I'm referring to the black lab, not Mr. Morris.

 

Well if nothing else the dog's name has some solid comedic value. That has to count for something ... no?

 

Actually, reason no. 1 is because it's pathetic.

 

Come on, BYH.

No even a HOF player who has been long retired?

That said, my wife names the pets, which I'm sure will pass along to our daughter when the time comes.