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Trained grizzly bears are converting to Islam

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Oggiedoggie, Apr 23, 2008.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    From: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iwG3EgsUvXsY7VXAX5710GhAnwZgD907H9O00

    Could there be any other explanation?
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Maybe the bear found out Stephan Miller registered as a Democrat.
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    There is no such thing as a trained wild animal.
  4. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Sounds like the idiot who claimed he could talk to Grizzly Bears, and often filmed himself cuddling with the furry creatures -- until the day one of them killed him, on camera. I still laugh my ass off at that one.
    It's like the old Indian fable: A tiger comes across a cobra one day. They become friends, and hang out. One day, the cobra up and bites the tiger. As he lays dying, the tiger says: "Why did you do that. I thought we were friends?" The cobra says, "What the hell did you expect? I'm a cobra."
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Neighbors always said he seemed like such a nice, quiet bear.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    But do you think he shot Buckwheat?
  7. That is the worst lede in the history of mankind.
  8. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Amen...doesn't even make sense, let alone not funny.
  9. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    It was a tale of two bears.
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Outlined against a blue, gray October sky, the bear ripped his throat out.
  11. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    THIS is funny.
  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    What a difference large teeth and powerful jaws make.
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