Trained grizzly bears are converting to Islam

From: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iwG3EgsUvXsY7VXAX5710GhAnwZgD907H9O00

Could there be any other explanation?

 

Maybe the bear found out Stephan Miller registered as a Democrat.

 

There is no such thing as a trained wild animal.

 

Sounds like the idiot who claimed he could talk to Grizzly Bears, and often filmed himself cuddling with the furry creatures -- until the day one of them killed him, on camera. I still laugh my ass off at that one.
It's like the old Indian fable: A tiger comes across a cobra one day. They become friends, and hang out. One day, the cobra up and bites the tiger. As he lays dying, the tiger says: "Why did you do that. I thought we were friends?" The cobra says, "What the hell did you expect? I'm a cobra."

 

Neighbors always said he seemed like such a nice, quiet bear.

 

But do you think he shot Buckwheat?

 

That is the worst lede in the history of mankind.

 

Amen...doesn't even make sense, let alone not funny.

 

It was a tale of two bears.

 

Outlined against a blue, gray October sky, the bear ripped his throat out.

 

THIS is funny.

 

What a difference large teeth and powerful jaws make.