Tori Spelling: "I hate being rich."

Read here about how miserable poor Tori Spelling was to have grown up in the lap of luxury.

She told Glamour magazine: "I grew up in a large house in Bel Air, California. As a child I was embarrassed by everything my family had. I remember saying to my mom before school recitals, 'Please don't wear 44-carat diamond rings.'"

My heart bleeds. Tell you what, Tori, make your kids grow up in a government housing project. Then, when they're teenagers, you can move them to a trailer park so they can have the feeling of moving up in life. That was my childhood.

Oh, but it seems poor Tori wasn't just embarrassed. She was inhibited too, because her daddy never allowed her to make it on her own.

"When I said I wanted to be an actress he cast me in one of his shows, 'Vegas'. But audiences never saw me as anything other than 'Tori Spelling' and only wanted to know about my upbringing."

Hmmmm. I'm just throwing this out there, but it might have helped if you could have played a role other than Tori Spelling, ditzy rich girl -- and you weren't even good at that.

 

In order to repent, she needs to hang out at trailer parks all over America and give free blow jobs to old fat men

 

Lighten up. She just wants people to judge her for her breasts, not her money.

 

And the problem with that would be?

 

Are you talking about the chick from 90210?

 

The problem with that is that they are a truly awful pair of breasts.

 

tori: go away

 

You would think she would have gotten a sense of accomplishment on her own after she graduated from college.

Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates!

 

She's ugly too. Tiffani Amber Thissen kicks her ass in looks, talent and tits um, nevermind.

 

Hey, not every woman on TV is gorgeous.
We need MAre Winningham too.

 

Please, there is far worse out there than Tori, looks-wise. To steal someone else's phrase, lighten up.

And, while I don't condone Tori's whining, I can see why a mom wearing more flashy bling than most might make her worried about the attention thing.

 

What if we put an "A" in front of Mare and make it Amare Winningham. I'd love to see someone do a Photoshop version of that.