Top 10 best To Catch a Predator moments

Or anyone else, for that matter.

 

See. This could work.

 

"I'm mike311gd! I don't want to have sex with ANYBODY! Ask sportsjournalists.com!"

And then Webby has a heart attack.

 

"Hey, how come my password doesn't work?"

 

Best is the gum-chewin' mustachioed fella in No. 4.

 

Mikey, if Chris Hansen wants to try to bust you, I'll speak on your behalf.

"Oh it's true, Mikey never has sex. Don't get me wrong: He WANTS to have sex...especially with little boys he meets online. But he doesn't have the guts to ask any of them 'out,' per se. But make no mistake: He'd be diddling little boys all day and night, if he only had the guts. Which he doesn't. Yet."

 

It's no wonder your wife hates you.

 

So does my face.

































Shit.

 

Where's the super creepy dude who has the truck full of rope and stuff? Or the dude who brings his kid to the house?

 

It had to catch up to you eventually, Stuart.

 

For a play date?

 

I didn't read the list (or this fucking thread), but cat + horny pedophile nerd + Cool Whip has to be way up there.