Too quiet

Herky-jerky, twitch
Like talking to a Yorkie
Try the decaf, hon.

 

Looks like Steve Allen
Nightly box of Franzia
Bitchy old fuckstick

 

IJAG inspired me ... even the straight-as-a-pin guy, I really like. No one in my office is really that annoying (oh no! maybe it's me!)

So I'm going to rely on my former colleages.

Wears everything Habs
From socks to pants to shirt, tie
Even Flames presser

 

I'd like to glue a bunch of Jameson bottles to him and leave him in South Boston on a Saturday at 2 a.m. That way, people could get drunk and kick his ass at the same time.

This is an outstanding thread.

 

Bitch just won't shut up.
Yap yap yap on her cell phone...
Oops, I described me!

 

Dear Dooley and Ty
Work suddenly got busy
I beg forgiveness

 

Cough, Cough, Cough, Hack, Cough
Hack, cough, mumble, bang your knee
and build that phlegm

 

Slink in the side door
And hope no one notices
You're two hours late

 

I'll do one on a former:

Passive-aggressive
A petty Napoleon
Quid pro quo ergo

 

What was that you said?
"whisper, mumble, clear the throat"
I CAN'T HEAR YOU

 

Poor little Pilot.
He tried to count properly,
got five-seven-four.

 

Tis not true, IJAG.
Correct in Khartoum's system:
"I CAN'T HEAR-R YOU"