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Too quiet

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Diabeetus, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    It's too quiet for me on the board tonight, so I thought I'd try and liven things up a little bit.

    Describe the most annoying/obnoxious person you work with in haiku format. Go.
  2. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    This is one for a former general manager of mine:

    Things don't go your way
    All who smile must perish
    Weekly bitch godess
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Has yet to shut up
    can't function on his own yet
    needs to be punched hard
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Haiku, an art form
    that can sound nonsensical.
    Asparagus cud.
  5. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    A big time boaster
    Runs his mouth at every chance
    What a piece of shit.
  6. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Quit fucking whistling
    And take a goddamn shower
    That'd be a start
  7. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    Looks so innocent
    Pathological liar
    Everyone hates you
  8. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    He's oh so dreamy
    But his wife makes it harder
    She's coworker too
  9. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    Someone ought to say
    Let us be careful out there
    You don't know who knows
  10. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    From my first shop, but it can fit a lot of people.

    Can't stand up for me
    Glad I left that goddamned shop
    Stupid publisher
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You work with JDV?
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Straight as a damn pin
    Falls back on faith as a crutch
    Riles me to no end
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