Too quiet

It's too quiet for me on the board tonight, so I thought I'd try and liven things up a little bit.

Describe the most annoying/obnoxious person you work with in haiku format. Go.

 

This is one for a former general manager of mine:

Things don't go your way
All who smile must perish
Weekly bitch godess

 

Has yet to shut up
can't function on his own yet
needs to be punched hard

 

Haiku, an art form
that can sound nonsensical.
Asparagus cud.

 

A big time boaster
Runs his mouth at every chance
What a piece of shit.

 

Quit fucking whistling
And take a goddamn shower
That'd be a start

 

Looks so innocent
Pathological liar
Everyone hates you

 

He's oh so dreamy
But his wife makes it harder
She's coworker too

 

Someone ought to say
Let us be careful out there
You don't know who knows

 

From my first shop, but it can fit a lot of people.


Can't stand up for me
Glad I left that goddamned shop
Stupid publisher

 

You work with JDV?

 

Straight as a damn pin
Falls back on faith as a crutch
Riles me to no end