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Too much porn apparently can kill you

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I'm not dead yet!
     
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  2. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    He never saw it coming.
     
  3. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Thank goodness. Be careful out there!
     
  4. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    And before they scraped him off the ground, he looked like a map of Hawaii.
     
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Went to church today, so hopefully I am good for a few days.

    Some teenage boy fainted from all the standing, fell down along the pew, then puked. Sort of interrupted the service. He eventually regained consciousness and was able to stand.

    I so wanted to raise my arms on high and proclaim "He is risen!!!"
     
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2016
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Man, it's hard out there.
     
  7. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    He paid a very stiff penalty.
     
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  8. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    A violent sex offender watching porn on his phone as was struck and killed.

    Karma is a bitch.
     
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