Too much info, Brandon Marshall

mike311gd · Jun 16, 2008

Rumpleforeskin said:

mike311gd said:

Steak Snabler said:

My cousin broke both wrists in a four-wheeler accident when he was in high school (about 15 or 16, I think) and had casts from fingertips to elbows for six weeks. I asked him one time how he wipes his ass and he said sheepishly "mom has to do it for me."

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I knew a guy once who broke both his arms on a motorcycle back in the 80s. His 8-year-old niece was giving him a pretend haircut with real scissors, and she took a chunk of strands out. Visibly and emotionally shaken, he jumped out of the chair, got on his bike and sped to his stylist, Alejandro. Only he swerved off the road and drove right into the ditch, breaking each arm.

He had to wear a dual cast for a couple months, and his nieces, brother-in-law and friend had to dress him, feed him, bathe him and wipe his dirty points. They even had to aim, too. He got through it OK, but it took a while to get used to his new hair style.
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You just love throwing Full House references in everywhere you can, don't you? It's beginning to all make sense.
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Four minutes: A new record.

And yes. Yes, I do.

forever_town · Jun 16, 2008

Rumpleforeskin said:

mike311gd said:

Steak Snabler said:

My cousin broke both wrists in a four-wheeler accident when he was in high school (about 15 or 16, I think) and had casts from fingertips to elbows for six weeks. I asked him one time how he wipes his ass and he said sheepishly "mom has to do it for me."

So there you go ...
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I knew a guy once who broke both his arms on a motorcycle back in the 80s. His 8-year-old niece was giving him a pretend haircut with real scissors, and she took a chunk of strands out. Visibly and emotionally shaken, he jumped out of the chair, got on his bike and sped to his stylist, Alejandro. Only he swerved off the road and drove right into the ditch, breaking each arm.

He had to wear a dual cast for a couple months, and his nieces, brother-in-law and friend had to dress him, feed him, bathe him and wipe his dirty points. They even had to aim, too. He got through it OK, but it took a while to get used to his new hair style.
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You just love throwing Full House references in everywhere you can, don't you? It's beginning to all make sense.
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It's like me and Stevie Nicks references.

Perfect logic, people.

goalmouth · Jun 16, 2008

Steak Snabler said:

My cousin broke both wrists in a four-wheeler accident when he was in high school (about 15 or 16, I think) and had casts from fingertips to elbows for six weeks. I asked him one time how he wipes his ass and he said sheepishly "mom has to do it for me."

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When you have both hands in casts and go to the bathroom, that's when you find our who your friends are.

JakeandElwood · Jun 16, 2008

I actually think it's a great quote. It really shows how the injury affected him. Of course, it would have been nice to find a different activity to illustrate that ....

MTM · Jun 17, 2008

A local high school coach lost half his right arm in a motorcycle accident.
When I met him, I instinctively stuck out my right hand to shake, then flipped my wrist to shake his left hand. It was a left-hand shake from then on.

mike311gd · Jun 17, 2008

MTM said:

A local high school coach lost half his right arm in a motorcycle accident.
When I met him, I instinctively stuck out my right hand to shake, then flipped my wrist to shake his left hand. It was a left-hand shake from then on.
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"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky." -- Mitch Hedberg

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