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Too bad she's not an exchange student. Imagine her at prom with a left tackle.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by printdust, Dec 16, 2011.

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  1. printdust

    printdust New Member


    The dance floor could be a dangerous place.
  2. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    You consistently have the dumbest fucking thread titles on this site.
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I can't remember any of his other thread titles, but this title tries way too hard.. and isn't funny.
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Why a "left tackle"? Not understanding. Why not a right tackle or a right guard? Does it have something to do with the blind side?
  5. Azrael

    Azrael Active Member

    Michael Oher could wear her as a boutonniere.
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I think she might be taller than Ray Rice.
  7. Azrael

    Azrael Active Member

    As lightly built as she is, she'd be a straight trade for Mike Bibby, certainly. But again, we're stuck. Left tackle was the specification, so the jokes all need to bend to football.
  8. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    This title is lousy, too.

  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    There has to be a Charles Haley joke that would fit on this thread.
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Haley isn't fitting ANYWHERE with a two-foot woman.
  11. printdust

    printdust New Member

    There. Explain that to Uncle Ruckus. That's where I was going with the left tackle...who, he might not know, is typically the big man on any football team.
  12. printdust

    printdust New Member

    Poin would prefer:

    "Another reason why we should loathe the military."

    I guess if it's not a teacher screwing a student.....
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