Too bad she's not an exchange student. Imagine her at prom with a left tackle.

http://news.yahoo.com/worlds-shortest-woman-wants-bollywood-star-105024752.html

The dance floor could be a dangerous place.

 

You consistently have the dumbest fucking thread titles on this site.

 

I can't remember any of his other thread titles, but this title tries way too hard.. and isn't funny.

 

Why a "left tackle"? Not understanding. Why not a right tackle or a right guard? Does it have something to do with the blind side?

 

Michael Oher could wear her as a boutonniere.

 

I think she might be taller than Ray Rice.

 

As lightly built as she is, she'd be a straight trade for Mike Bibby, certainly. But again, we're stuck. Left tackle was the specification, so the jokes all need to bend to football.

 

This title is lousy, too.

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/3220141/

 

There has to be a Charles Haley joke that would fit on this thread.

 

Haley isn't fitting ANYWHERE with a two-foot woman.

 

There. Explain that to Uncle Ruckus. That's where I was going with the left tackle...who, he might not know, is typically the big man on any football team.

 

Poin would prefer:

"Another reason why we should loathe the military."

I guess if it's not a teacher screwing a student.....