Tony Romo dating an SJ.com favorite

No shit. The next time BYH is trying to rub one out while watching Jon Tucker Must Die, he's going to visualize Tony Romo mere moments before climax and, as his wife can attest has happened thousands of times, go flaccid without warning.

 

Fuck off dickhead and die.

It's only happened HUNDREDS of times. High three figures, at most.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to visit a wife who does not need satisfying.

 

Oh, she needs it. She just knows better than to expect it.

 

I think Young is much hotter than Underwood. I've never thought Underwood was THAT hot. But, to each their own ... I don't think either is as hot as Jenna Fischer.

But, like I said, to each their own ...

 

Tony will get tired of it and toss it and leave it.

And I'll pull up quick to retrieve it.

 

Awesome.

 

Bush got back?