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Tonight on MSNBC: To Catch An Adulterer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Gutter, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    (at the risk of starting D_B-type thread...)

    Chris Hansen caught cheating on his wife:


    "Hey fella, why don't you have a seat over there once you stop penetrating someone who isn't your wife? And you can put your pants back on."
  2. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Sweet, juicy irony.
  3. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    He probably got her drunk with all the wine coolers he pilfered over the years.
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You're naked and married, there's a female TV reporter 20 years your junior, you're chasing a cat around and you've got Cool Whip, and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her. Is that accurate?
  5. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    "According to the transcript you told her 'I can't wait to blank you in your blank until you blank.' Do you feel this is appropriate behavior for a married man?"
  6. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest


    Not his fault!! He thought she was 43!! And he just went over to her apartment because he was worried about her!! And he just wanted to talk to her!! And he always carries a box of condoms with him!! And he is never going to do this again!! And his IM name is not HANSONMYCOCK!!

    Oh, and the chick looks EXACTLY like his wife.
  7. JonnyD

    JonnyD Member

    Yeah, honestly, if he claimed he thought she was his wife, I'd almost buy it. Dude has a type.
  8. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    Gotta feel bad for James "Jimmy T" Trindade, that he had to "disappear" to give Hansen an excuse to be in Florida.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Oh sure, Mr. Hansen. You say you didn't know her when she was 16, but why are we supposed to believe you...
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It takes a creep to catch a creep.
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    I don't see the irony here.
  12. ShiptoShore

    ShiptoShore Member

    It's ironic because cheating on your wife with a consenting 30-year-old is on the same level as attempting to have sex with a 13-year-old.

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