Today's world's worst human being

If the dry cleaners owner had any sense of poetic justic, he'd offer him a job.

 

Guess what? Our boy is appealing the ruling.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081022/ap_on_re_us/67_million_pants

 

Of course he is

 

will he have to file any briefs? or will boxers do?

 

Idiot finally gets p0wned -- although he apparently can appeal to the Supreme Court:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/18/AR2008121801345.html

 

My friend works at a dry cleaner and he gets all my dry cleaning done for free. Picks up the shirts every so often in the company vehicle on company time and drops them off a few days later. Once, the dry cleaner ruined my Lacoste polo. The alligator fell off. They gave me $50 bucks and the shirt back.

I glued the alligator back on and the shirt is good as new. I spent the dry cleaning at the bar and still get my dry cleaning for free. I can't wait until they ruin my next shirt.

 

You should have to pay every living American $50 for wearing a polo in 2008.

 

Wow, your alligator fell off?

My condolences.

 

I wear a polo everyday to work. It's part of my uniform. What's wrong with that style shirt?

 

"You wear tights?"

"No, I don't wear tights! I wear the required uniform!"

"Tights."

"Shut up!"

 

Polo shirts=awesome.

What do you guys wear to work? T-Shirts that say "Fat Chicks need love too!"?

 

Pallister hasn't worn a shirt with sleeves in 20 years.