To shampoo or not to shampoo

Don't you people watch infomercials? The Flowbee is all you need.

 

Shampoo, yes, head massage no.

Tony's been cutting my hair for over twenty years and for twenty years, it's shampoo, bitch about the Leafs, cut hair, bitch about the Leafs , blow dry, bitch about the Leafs.

Now we've added the Jays, Raptors and Argos into the mix.

Of all major North American citiesToronto has the worst teams in all of professional sports.

Hurrah for us!

 

There's a better place in Columbia, Piotr. They do all those things for $13 regularly. It's quite wonderful - Varsity Clips down on Elm.

 

This is the place to go.

http://www.stjoenews.net/news/2009/jan/26/knockouts-offers-sip-clip/

 

You like watery beer?

 

If it's free

 

Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair!

Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth!

Oh, really, fool?!

Really!

Stop lookin' at me, swan!

 

It's already part of the whopping $10.50 I pay to get mine cut.

 

My last place, for a cut, color and highlights, was 250 with tip. So yeah, I'm not going to pity the $80.

 

And Junkie buries the lead. Future Mrs.?

And somewhere there's a place where women in bikinis cut your hair. Thought it was in Salt Lake, strangely.

 

I tipped 25 percent. And I haven't gone to that place in over a year. It was in Richmond, and I had stopped going there long ago.

Hell, I haven't even had my hair cut since moving here in August. So there.

 

And I'd be worried about hair in the beer.