Tips for a day or two in Denver

Planning a short road trip, mostly to see the Rockies and Sky Sox play, but will also have some time to kill. I'll have most of Friday in Denver, and possible Friday night after the game (haven't decided yet). Any suggestions on what to do? Bonus points if it's cheap. Super bonus points if it's free and I don't have to drive there. I'm planning to stay at a hostel nearish Coors Field.

 

1.) Kill John Elway

2.) Rest easy in knowing you've bettered the world.

3.) Drink for free in Cleveland and IJAGville all the rest of your years.

 

If you really have nothing better to do, find out what kind of drugs the architects were on with the decor at Denver International Airport.

 

Check out a Warren Zevon CD for Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. (Or John Elway's dead)

 

Bonus points if you can teach the Broncos' offensive line to actually block instead of chopping out knees.

 

I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone
I said, Buddy, I'm afraid to be alone
I got some weird ideas in my head
About things to do in Denver when you're dead

I was working on a steak the other day
I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe
Dressed in black, tossing back a shot of rye
Finding things to do in Denver when you die

You won't need a cab to find a priest
Maybe you should find a place to stay
Some place where they never change the sheets
And you just roll around Denver all day

LeRoy says there's something you should know
Not everybody has a place to go
And home is just a place to hang your head
And dream up things to do in Denver when you're dead

You won't need a cap to find a priest
Maybe you should find a place to stay
Some place where they never change the sheets
And you jut roll around Denver all day
You just roll around Denver all day

 

Lots of good brewpubs, etc., in LoDo. Wyncoop is good, the Breckenridge Brew Pub is right by the stadium (touristy, but crowded and fun) and lots of other restaurants/souvineer shops, etc., on Blake Street. Several have nice outdoor rooftop bars.

There's a nice pedestrian mall just south and east of the stadium about 6-7 blocks.

Go up in the rotunda of the capitol. Great view from the observation deck.

If you do get a car, Buffalo Bill's grave is up in Golden, as is Annie Oakley's, the Coors Brewery and a great downtown drugstore that's closing but neat to tour.

Red Rocks is amazing.

 

Go to Red Rocks... It's amazing even if there isn't a show going on...

Hang out with Javon Walker. Try not to get shot...

 

I enjoyed Pints Pub as a good bar to drink at.

 

Drive up to Boulder... look around... walk inside the Hotel Boulderado ... drive up into the Flatirons and look out over the city... walk through Folsom Field....

 

Red Rocks. If a concert's there, go see it and get there early to get quality seating. If not, Films on the Rocks is always a good time on a nice night. (Tonight's movie is Wedding Crashers, BTW!)

Also, in Sedalia (just south of the city) is the Cherokee Ranch and Castle.

For a good pint of micro, hit Falling Rock Tap House on Blake Street after a Rockies game.

 

Take Bob Seger's advice and Get Out of Denver

I still remember it was autumn and the moon was shining
Our 60 Cadillac was roaring through Nebraska whining
Doing 120 man the fields was bending over
Heading up for the mountains knowing we was traveling further
All the fires were blazing and the spinning wheels were turning turning
Had my girlfriend beside me, brother, she was burning burning

I walked up back to speak to this southern funky school teacher
She had a lot of something heavy but we couldn't reach her
We told her that we needed something that would get us going
She pulled out all she had and laid it on the table showing
All I had to do was lay my money down and pick it up
The cops came busting in and then we lit out in a pickup truck

Go! Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver cause you look just like a commie
And you might just be a member
Better get out of Denver
Better get out of Denver

Well, all red lights were flashing and the sirens were screaming screaming
We had to pinch each other just to see if we were dreaming
Made it to lovely Pass in under less than half an hour
Lord, it started drizzling and it turned into a thundershower, oh!

The rain was driving but the Caddy kept on burning rubber
We kept on driving till we ran into some fog cover
We couldn't see a thing but somehow we just kept on going
We kept on driving all night long and then into the morning
Fog had finally lifted when we looked to see where we was at
We're staring at Colorado state policeman trooper cat

Go! Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver cause you look just like a commie
And you might just be a member
Better get out of Denver
Better get out of Denver

Go! Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go, go
Get out of Denver cause you look just like a commie
And you might just be a member
Better get out of Denver
Better get out of Denver