Tim Keown on Adam LaRoche

Did you really need to spend 10 days in an under-age Asian brothel, with a video camera? You couldn't figure it out in the first 10 minutes?

 

Where is PW2 when you need him? He would get to the bottom of this.

 

They are underage, Trump could hit bottom at an underage Asian brothel

 

Hey Whitman, get a load of this...

 

I'm trying to conceptualize the size of the testicles that that Tweet required.

 

The white, conservative, Christian, Southern, hunter image for athletes does not seem to play well with much of the sports media crowd. LaRoche has four out of the five boxes checked.

Instead of going to Asian brothels in off season he should have volunteered at Planned Parenthood.

 

Yeah, Keown really took a hatchet to him.

 

The first article always serves as a call to arms. It's downhill from there. See Rocker, John, Papelbon Jonathan, Tebow, Tim.

 

I distinctly remember the first article noting what a wonderful Christian man John Rocker was.

 

Sneaky move by Keown to kiss LaRoche's ass for 80 inches in order to stir the hornet's nest. Well-played, Tim. Well-played.

 

That's definitely Pearlman's standard approach.

 

Curt Schilling was on his way to The HOF until he started started to play up his
conservative side.