Tiger youngest to hit 50

Sorry if this is a D_B. Nice to see Tiger doin' his thing. Oh ,this just in, Jay Mariotti has reported that Tiger is in a slump.

 

Before his blissful midsummer hiatus, Jay called Tiger out after Tiger missed the cut at the U.S. Open, and personally challenged him to get it in gear, or be revealed as a fraud forever.

I am sure being taken to task by the Mighty Mariotti prodded Tiger to fierce self-examination.

 

It's the third time I'm saying this man, you scare the shit out of me....you know what, that's going on my sig.

 

Wow, Tiger's a charmion for the 50th time. Congrats, Eldrick.

 

.......That's why this thread is up, so you get this

 

That hurts, coming from Ponch, no genius himself

 

I am the god of hell fire!!!
And I bring you ... FIRE!!!
I'll take you to burn!
FIRE!!! I'll take you to learn!
I'll see you burn!
You fought hard, and you saved and learned,
but all of it's going to burn!
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now's your time to burn your mind,
You're falling far too far behind.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you gonna burn!!
FIRE!!! To destroy all you've done.
FIRE!!! To end all you've become!!
I'll feel you burn!!
You've been living like a little girl,
in the middle of your little world.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now's your time to burn your mind,
you're falling far too far behind...

 

This will end badly.

 

(sitting back with a Harp, waiting for more hilarious unintentional non sequiturs...)

 

Cockdian.