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Tiger leaving the Tour

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by spnited, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Maybe Fake Ben Crane will speak out against him.
     
  2. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    You can spot Impostor Ben Crane easily: He's the one with the goatee.
     
  3. It ain't nothin' for Tiger. He'll come back with a stronger pimp hand to slap around the PGA, ya dig?
     
  4. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    The reason the golfers will welcome him back:

    Of course, it's also the media's fault that the public doesn't enjoy watching every other player just as much.
     
  5. SF_Express

    SF_Express Active Member

    Well, you know, if we covered Zach Johnson more, it would create excitement, obviously.
     
  6. Crash

    Crash Active Member

    Who hates Tiger more for cheating on his wife? His wife, or Tim Finchem?
     
  7. SF_Express

    SF_Express Active Member

    Or every other player. Or three TV networks.
     
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Nothing screams excitement like "white guy from Iowa".
     
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You have no problem with it in football. :D [/crossthread]
     
  10. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Impostor Ben Crane is hella lame.
     
  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Agreed. I mean, what exactly is he missing during this time off? A couple shitty tournaments on the west coast and Hawaii? I can hear the piano already....
     
  12. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    "Get in the hole!" is probably the last thing Tiger wants to hear fans screaming upon his return.
     
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