This thread is about ME, ME, ME

Nah, he'll feel superior to you by not coming close to your post total. That's how I look at being second.

 

Shot's kitty is a southpaw with a rubber arm. I hereby christen the cat John Franco.

 

Shottie, you need to know the Inconvenient Truth about your 25,000 posts.

If you could somehow make the coda kitties real, we'd be out of our energy crisis based on the wind off their paws and your prolific posting alone.

Save the world, Shottie, save the world.

And congrats. I passed 12,000 last night and felt like the biggest fucking loser ever, but now I know I'm not.

 

No, my friend. That ... would ... be ... me.

Incidentally, 1,211 of these posts came as I was waiting for a single college or pro sporting event from the Southwest or West coast. So at least for those, I wouldn't have been doing anything better ...

 

i've made every one of my posts while sleeping.

 

This thread may be about YOU YOU YOU, but I'm sixty bucks richer at the moment.

 

The waitresses at Olive Garden congratulate you, even though they think you're a cheapskate!

 

They'll even do it in song.

 

10,000 POSTS for me (or at least until the ragu thread is deleted, then I get to do this again)

I don't want to start my own thread, so I'll hijack shottie's since it didn't get the love it deserved.

Yay me.

 

So, when the threads get deleted, I will go below 400. Well, shit. It will be at least a week before I get the energy to get above 400 again.

 

Have at it, congrats.

 

well congrats ... er, wait a minute.