This Really Stinks

I don't know, I've opened up quite a few diaper bombs in my days of baby parenting.

 

I hope the TSA agents get plenty of crap from the baby. Police state at its finest.

 

If you don't have adequate security, the babies have won.

 

Yep, I laughed out loud at this one.

I just imagine the E-Trade baby putting out propaganda videos to his legion of terrorist baby followers on webcam.

 

Are they checking muslim babies with the same frequency?

 

If the diaper had more than four ounces of excrement, it had to be thrown out.

 

Hey, that kid could have been the Baby Booty Bomber!

 

What do they think they will find there, Donald Trump's birth certificate?

 

In case anybody was actually curious about what really happened . . . the kid's stroller set off an alarm during a screening for explosives.

 

Whenever I have to go thru the full body scanner that doesn't work I always hold my wallet in my hands instead of putting it thru the x-ray machine with my bag & computer. TSA guys always tell you can just hold it in your hand.

Never had a problem until a couple of weeks ago when the TSA agent demanded to look thru my wallet after I came out of the full body scanner that doesn't work because I didn't run it thru the x-ray machine.

And I still don't understand the logic of making travelers limit the size of and separate their liquids and gels and take them out of their carry-ons but exempting baby formula from the requirement. Terrorists aren't going to smuggle explosives in using baby formula but they will use shaving cream? Give me a fucking break.

 

And they were probably muslims