This probably isn't thread-worthy, but...

...I need to vent. I just got back from Tim Horton's with a breadbowl of chili. Don't criticize, I love them.

Anyway, I take out the breadbowl and the bread is just cut in half. There's nothing bowl-like about the fucking thing. It's a piece of round bread. Cut in half.

Also, I stopped at CVS on the way there and the lady asked, and I quote, "Do you have a CVS card at all?"

What do you mean, "at all?" Can I only have part of one? Sorry, I know it means nothing, I was just trying to make the thread more annoying. You guys can turn it into something about Coach COCKDIAN now while I go dip my "breadbowl" in my styrofoam bowl of chili.

 

Is anything here NOT thread-worthy?

BTW, where'd "Coach COCKDIAN" come from...it's got a nice ring to it.

 

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

 

how is bread a bowl and with chili? oh boy the farts! /COCKDIAN

 

I made it up over on the Jerry Rice thread a little bit ago.

 

They have CVS in Canada? Or are you lucky enough to have a Tim Horton's nearby in America?

 

I live in Michigan. There are plenty of Tim Horton's, although not off every exit as they seem to be in Ontario.


I also think they have the worst coffee of any chain. I like my coffee strong, not thick. I don't want to order a water to chase my coffee in the morning.

 

There's a CVS next to our office. Naturally, I stop in quite a bit for chips, pop (W. PA lingo for soda), Vasoline...you know, the essentials.

Once at the checkout line, I'm asked to sign up for an "Extra Care Card," something I've never shown an inkling of interest for. Needless to say, the cashier asks me the same damn thing the very next day. :

 

It's worth signing up for, my friend. As is the Kroger's card.

 

My grandpap was a meat cutter at Kroger's, which split town (and the region) years ago.

I assume they're all over Michigan, P.Overrated. If you weren't aware, COCKDIAN works at the Flint Kroger's -- he's the bagger working line 4 with the bike helmet on.

 

Nick, it's pop. They just don't know what to call it on the coasts. Also I found out when I moved from Kansas to the East Coast that my Dillon's card worked at Kroger, which was awesome.