This latest Michael Vick situation will not end well.

Nah, there's always a need for starting quarterbacks in the NFL. If anything, it hurts the Falcons' return, but there would still be a market to trade Vick, I'm sure.

 

But it could give them the problem of not getting enough. I'm not sure you can deal him for 50 cents on the dollar, despite what some board members would tell you.

 

Vick is 27 this year. There will be plenty of morans still in love with his athleticism and convinced all he needs is good tutelage to succeed.

 

His job isn't so great now is it.

 

Moe Ron.

 

And Vick loves the dope — perfect match.

 

Figures ... those bright St. Louis Cardinals fans.

 

Championship of WHAT?

The Daryl Strawberry Totem of Moronicism?

Vick's retired it.

 

Where Mike has gone, I don't want my kid to follow. The guy has herpes.
But seriously, Mike has been given star treatment since he showed athletic promise. He'll skate, as he always does. Money talks.

 

Every poor anonymous schlub on earth has figured out by now there's no point in carrying drugs when you travel, since there will be just as many drugs around wherever it is you're going.
What kind of a half-assed celebrity carries his own drugs anyway? Where was Vick's posse? Doesn't he have the self-respect to be surrounded by sycophants and coat-holders?

 

dark brown weed?