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This Kid Can Elevate..Now With Caption Contest!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Fenian_Bastard, May 4, 2009.

  1. In the sixth round of the 2009 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select...


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  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

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    Who needs to spy when you can have total consciousness?
     
  3. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

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    It's obvious to me right now that the Patriots just don't understand what the draft is all about. You look at the Lama, sure he's a big hitter, but just because he played at Tibet Ex-Pat U, that doesn't make him the best choice.[/melkiperjr]
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

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    He will wear No. 48 for the four noble truths and the eightfold path.

    Angelo Craig currently has the number for the Patriots, but the Dalai Lama has promised to lead him down an accelerated path to enlightenment as well as $20,000 cash and a Himalayan hooker to get his number.
     
  5. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

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    So for those keeping score at home: Dalai Lama, Patriots. Hugo Chavez, Georgia Bulldogs.


    (I know it was a soccer hat.)
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

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    This really should have been a caption contest.
     
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    OK, it's now a caption contest.
    Have at it.
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

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    The Dalai Llama, left, of Tibet, assures an assembled throng that no one wants to hear television analysts break down the Tampa Two defense ever again. "Gunga, Gunga, Ga-lunga," the Llama might not have said.
     
  9. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

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    The Dalai Llama of Tibet, the third-round selection of the New England, greats media members Sunday outside the Dana-Farber Field House. The Patriots feel safe in their selection after trading down and not selecting Pope Benedict XVI in the second round. The Llama will complement the selection of Satan in 2000.
     
  10. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

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    "I have found that the greatest degree of inner tranquility comes from the development of love, compassion and cornerbacks who can handle a press scheme out of a 3-4 base."
     
  11. joe king

    joe king Active Member

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    Is there a photo to go with these captions?
     
  12. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

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    "We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without cut-off hooded sweatshirts."
     
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