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Neither would Hoover; nor even J. Edgar Hoover. So, over the years, as called for in the Constitution, it became Clyde Tolson's job. Shown here in happier times, on the way to the Bloomingdale's Little Misses' Department with his boss.




F_B NB:

Zeno sez: If Zeus himself were to shoot an arrow skyward, and that arrow, falling at its terminal speed, were to travel half the distance back to earth, and then half that distance, etc., etc., and so on, ad inf, but should then also, at some slow and harmless speed, strike both Mamie and Nina a blow at once, perhaps in their sternums, leaving us free on Saturday night, has Zeus not done us a solid?

 

Zeus is my homeboy.

 

He sends a drive-by holla back.