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What? Barbara Bush is HOT!! Oh, you meant the old one. Never mind.

And Hillary could have walked around in hot pants and no bras and we still would have heard of Monica Lewinsky.Bill thought below the belt as much as he did above the belt.

 

As opposed to the rest of us, who walk around all day thinking about Thoreau, Kafka and Ralph Waldo Emerson.

I'd love to be able to think as well as Clinton above the belt. The man's pretty damn smart. I probably already do think as well as him below the belt.

 

Smart guys get all the women, as everyone on this board knows.
And I always thought Maggie T was the best looking political spouse in history. Raisa Gorbachev wasn't even CLOSE!

 

The Ladies Brezhnev would like a word with you....

 

Hittability.
Mrs. Khruschev or Mrs. Eisenhower.



Discuss.

 

I wouldn't bury it.

 

In this historic photo, Ike's trying to judge the distance to the door, Nikita's fondling Mamie's tulle, and Nina the K is hoping the waiter comes by with another tray of potted meats.

Nina? Mamie? A question to vex even Zeno.

 

Personally, I believe I could reduce my distance to either woman by half and never actually get there.
Or that's what I'm hoping anyway.
(That's for you, jmac.)

 

Chastity by paradox?

 

Actually, by Sonny and Cher.

 

damn, I wouldn't have done Mamie with Herbert Hoover's dick.

 

I never said it was a bad thing!! Altough he was a sleaze, he's not alone. Kennedy was his hero after all.

But, he wasn't smart enough to not spooge all over the intern's dress.