This is why you wear a cup when you play football.

Shiancoe needs one of the Big Gulp cups from 7-11, the 64 ounce one.

 

Holy smokes. No Novocaine, either? I'd still be crying.

 

You actually have 'nads?

 

I do. I've been told they're big, too. I believe the exact words were, "You're all potatoes, no meat."

 

Whoa. This story makes me cringe, and I'm not a guy.

I think I would pass out if I saw blood and skin hanging from there.

 

It's like the leaches scene from Stand By Me -- only much, much worse.

 

Visanthe's cup. Or this one...