This is what the holidays are all about

"Three buddies sitting around chewing gum!"

 

So long as the gum doesn't taste a little lo-mieny, I'm cool with that.

 

"Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?"

 

THAT'S A LOT OF GUM!

 

[Jerry's Apartment]

(Jerry is reading a newspaper, and holding it in such a way as to conceal his face.)

KRAMER: Hey, Jerry, look who's here.

(Jerry folds over the top half of the paper, in order to see his visitor. He also reveals to all that he is wearing the spectacles Kramer gave him earlier.)

JERRY: Ah, Lloyd.

LLOYD: Hi Jerry. Got some more of that gum.

(He proffers the packet to Jerry.)

JERRY: (unenthusiastic) Oh, the gum.

KRAMER: Yeah, let's all enjoy a chew, huh?

JERRY: (still not happy) Uh, alright. (he takes a piece)

KRAMER: Oh, boy.

(Kramer and Lloyd sit on the couch. All of them start chewing on the gum.)

KRAMER: Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum, huh? Mmm, mmm, yeah. So uh, you know, Lloyd, he thinks he can get more of this.

(Jerry makes a show of removing his glasses and cleaning them.)

JERRY: Well, Lloyd's a very industrious fellow. I'm sure he can accomplish anything he sets his mind to.

(Jerry puts his glasses back on.)

LLOYD: Actually, the importer's right in Chinatown. I'll introduce you to him, you can get it whenever you want.

JERRY: 's not necessary.

KRAMER: Hey, Jerry, you know, Lloyd wants to do you a favour.

JERRY: I know that, Kramer.

LLOYD: Well, if you don't want to...

KRAMER: No, sure sure, he wants to. It's very kind of you. Yeah, Jerry, he appreciates it. Don't you, Jerry?

JERRY: Yes I do, Kramer.

 

What a spanking button.