This is what happens when you host an intergalactic kegger

SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) — Actor Elmore “Rip” Torn has been arrested for breaking into a Salisbury bank and carrying a firearm while intoxicated.
Connecticut state police said the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.
The “Men in Black” actor was taken into custody and booked on numerous criminal charges, including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit.
He was held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.
Last year, Torn was given probation in a Connecticut drunken driving case and granted permission to enter an alcohol education program. He also has two previous drunken driving arrests in New York.
A spokesman for Torn did not immediately return phone calls.

 

Ha.

 

So he got ripped?

 

What a handsome dude.[/nicknolte]

 

that's sad. At 78, he might be a buzz artist. But he also might have a screw loose. Or two.

 

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

:-X

 

If you can dodge bank security cameras, you can dodge a ball.

 

Listen up, crotch stain......

 

So they taught him new ways to consume alcohol in this education program?

 

YES

 

I never knew Rip Torn's real name was Elmore.

 

I'm torn by this.