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This guy loves his ranch-style dressing

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Oggiedoggie, May 30, 2007.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member


    WHEATON, Ill. - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school‘s cafeteria.

    DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.

    Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Where do freshmen and sophomores eat?
  3. funky_mountain

    funky_mountain Active Member

    in the lunch room next door, the one where the oregano containers are filled with super dry weed.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  5. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Why did the judge order him to perform the community service at an agency that works with AIDS patients?
    Is semen-laced salad dressing the untold story behind the spread of AIDS?
  7. When he was out promoting "And The Band Played On," his history of the AIDS epidemic, the late Randy Shilts used to tell a story about a woman who called into a talk-show he was on who was worried about this very thing.
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Obviously, that's a pretty heinous prank. The kid deserves to be prosectuted for a misdemeanor.
    But the judge trying to teach him a lesson by drawing some link to AIDS is dumb. Just give him the community service time and let the sheriff's department place him wherever he's needed. You want to teach the kid a lesson? Have him out cutting grass and pulling weeds every weekend this summer at some park or cemetery that has no shade.
    Also, why write a letter of apology to school officials? Shouldn't he apologize to the school's juniors and seniors?
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I think that the kid showed quite a bit of spunk.
  10. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    I think he's a sick little fucker.
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Regardless of how you feel about corporal punishment, I think we can all agree that spanking isn't the answer in this case.
  12. Eagleboy

    Eagleboy Guest

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