Things you'd change about baseball coverage (besides Joe Morgan)

I'm still using ketchup, just so you can't have any

 

WWBD?

What would Brook Jacoby do?

 

Sorry, burbs, and you too wis. My paper's style is RBI, whether it's one of a hundred.
Therefore, RBI is correct to me.

 

Since IJAG has moved on with her life, he can lift the restraining order.

 

Oh, it's correct to any reasonable person. Except the organization that still is so deeply stuck in the mud it won't move off "Web site." Ugh.

Didn't one of the networks a couple of years ago show a game with minimal graphics and the announcers mostly STFU? Those were the days.

It's like sitting in a ballpark during the pregame now, with the speakers blasting music and promos and shit constantly. It used to be you could sit and watch BP and hear the bat on the ball and have a conversation. Now teams feel the need to fill every possible silence with noise. I hate it. Yankee Stadium has always been the worst -- pregame there was like sitting through a Nazi propaganda orientation.

 

Haha.

 

Herr Steinbrenner vil zee you now!

 

Heathen.

 

Acronyms are their own words and form their own plurals.

RBIs. QED(s).

 

WMDs.

 

Pop out to short, most likely.

 

Take off that irritating f------g television advertising board behind home plate. I don't watch any baseball until October anyhow, but even a quick glimpse of this during the regular season reminds me I ought to go do something else.