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Things not to do while your face is numb....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Make people pay you money to stick sharp items through your cheek. ;D
     
  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Best I can tell that's the first thing that enters your mind no matter what the
    That's what he thinks of while performing cunnilingus, no doubt.
     
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

  4. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    That must have been one hell of a booger to poke it through his tear duct.
     
  5. spup1122

    spup1122 New Member

    I just ate lunch. I need to go puke now.
     
  6. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    This made me laugh.. damn Chef.. go home and sleep until you can feel your face. Although, I might suggest, maybe you shouldn't be picking your nose at your age.
     
  7. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

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  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    You actually used Novocaine and a professional dentist for this procedure?
    I'm disappointed in you, Chef.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    bookmark
     
  10. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    Only Chef ... there is never a dull day with you, which is hard considering where you live. :)
     
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I'm fairly disappointed in myself, also.

    I hate to be numb for anything.

    I have had dental work done before (cavities filled, etc.) without being numb......yeah, it may have hurt like hell, but still better than being numb, IMO.

    I asked the lady today......"Do you have to numb me?"

    She looked at me, smiled and said, "Son, you wouldn't like us very well if we didn't numb you for this."

    Face is not numb anymore, but my mouth hurts like hell.
     
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

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    Chef at the dentist's office.
     
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