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Things not to do while your face is numb....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    So...I go to the dentist this morning, and get a bridge replaced over my front four teeth.

    Doc gives me all the shots, puts on the temporary bridge, as my permanent one will arrive in about 3 weeks.

    I leave the dentist office numb from the top of my mouth to just below my eyes.

    I feel something on the inside of my nose that feels like a booger, so I reach up and try to grab it.


    So, after damn near protruding my brain with my finger, my nose feels like I ripped it off my face.
  2. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Your self-lobotomization thread should be a hoot.
  3. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    Bookmark... this should be an award-winning thread. :D
  4. So did you get the booger or not?
  5. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    For some reason the first thing that entered my mind was "cunnilingus." Although who knows; could work.
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    You should shave.
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Is there ever a time where cunnilingus is not the first thing that comes to your mind?
  8. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    I think about hockey and baseball, sometimes.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No one else here has gotten more mileage out of their body parts than Chef...
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Well, you are human.
  11. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Now's the time to try for that cute little button nose that you've always wanted.

    I'm thinking, "belt sander."

    Think of all the money that you might of had to spend on Coors!
  12. lono

    lono Active Member

    End well, this will not.

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