Things not to do while your face is numb....

So...I go to the dentist this morning, and get a bridge replaced over my front four teeth.

Doc gives me all the shots, puts on the temporary bridge, as my permanent one will arrive in about 3 weeks.

I leave the dentist office numb from the top of my mouth to just below my eyes.

I feel something on the inside of my nose that feels like a booger, so I reach up and try to grab it.

Fail.

So, after damn near protruding my brain with my finger, my nose feels like I ripped it off my face.

 

Your self-lobotomization thread should be a hoot.

 

Bookmark... this should be an award-winning thread.

 

So did you get the booger or not?

 

For some reason the first thing that entered my mind was "cunnilingus." Although who knows; could work.

 

You should shave.

 

Is there ever a time where cunnilingus is not the first thing that comes to your mind?

 

I think about hockey and baseball, sometimes.

 

No one else here has gotten more mileage out of their body parts than Chef...

 

Well, you are human.

 

Now's the time to try for that cute little button nose that you've always wanted.

I'm thinking, "belt sander."

Think of all the money that you might of had to spend on Coors!

 

End well, this will not.