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Things not to do on St. Patricks Day

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    My wife is in a bad mood.

    She declined to wear green today.

    I pinched her.

    She slugged me.

    "Fucker, leave me alone."

  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Funny, I pinched your wife and she showered me in green M&Ms.
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I thought for sure you were down to seven toes.

    Edit: THAT was my 32,000th post? I have fail coming out of my pores.
  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Get drunk and perform surgery on yourself?
  5. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Hey, I'm only 21,000 behind! A Yankees World Series victory and I'll have you caught by the end of 2010.
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    indeed, you do.
    The night is still young. And the ice-box is full of beer.
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Kudos to Mrs. Chef for NOT wearing green.

    How many toes you have left?
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I don't know, but if I keep fucking with her, this will be me by sundown.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Later tonight on SJ: Chef drinks a 12-pack and decides to shave his balls.
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Dude, she cut and cured your nasty toe the other day. Woman's a fuckin' hero. She doesn't want to wear green, she ain't gotta wear green. Hell, she earned it. :D
  11. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    He can't because Mrs. Chef won't give him her purse.
  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Balls of stone.
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