Things JR should do while HC's in France for six weeks.....

Right off the top I'll admit, yes, this is an attention whore thread but I figure it's a perogative of age.

HC left today for her opera gig in Brittany and won't be back till mid August. Haven't even had one big sleep and I miss her already.

I've got some reading to catch up on, I'll spend some time with my three boys: go to a Jays game or two, maybe a CFL game, catch a few flicks and toss back the odd pint at the Goose.

I need some suggestions from the crew here.

Throw some oddball ideas my way, boys and girls.

Thanks.

Oh, and I've already got plans for the House of Lancaster, Huggy.

 

Catch up on your reading.
Have a lot more time to sleep in.


Oh, and you can come over tomorrow. We're grilling but not sure what

 

Tell her not to make France surrender!

 

Slappy and I only have a 37 post differential.

Well, there's something I could do. Catch up.

 

Clean the house from top to bottom.

Then come and clean mine.

 

A 60th birthday party is so cliche. Round numbers. Yawn.

So come to NY and celebrate your FIFTY-NINTH birthday with spnited!!!

 

Sit around in your underwear. Scratch yourself. Lift up a cheek and fart when you want to. Let the dirty laundry pile up. Leave the seat up.

 

Now, there's an idea.

Go to NYC before HC gets back and have a big friggin party.

Travel donations now being accepted.

 

That's no different than when HC is around.

 

I'll see your Nats game and raise you a Twins and St. Paul Saints game.