Things I dislike

the utter disregard for myself sometimes: i've been to the gym twice in 58 days after 4 years of devotion.

 

There are plenty of other ways to disregard yourself while staying in shape.

 

you are correct. i've never lacked motivation, but getting my ass back on gym time is a major fucking task.

 

a propos this:

i dislike it when guys in the locker room at the gym use the hair dryer for anything but the hair on top of their heads.

 

Poor customer service (hello? who's paying your salary? Uh, the customer)

Abuse/lack of respect of elders (simply failing to hold doors for the lady)

 

When kids throw or drop change into your hand, rather than place it.

 

The middle seat.

Hotel breakfast buffets that end at 9. Who the hell is up at 9?

Premature ejaculation.

Post-mature ejaculation.

Being forced to renew your contract every time you get a better cell phone.

Granny panties.

 

Buck

 

Palin
New Yorkers
Philly fan
DC drivers
Silver spooned douchebags
Hipsters
$7 drafts
Slumlords
The Lerner family
Whiny Montgomery County residents
Housing projects
Fashionistas (especially Robin Givhan)
The Reliable Source
The Washington Post for insisting on running/employing the previous two entries

 

Ringtones. Put the thing on vibrate and find another way to express yourself.

 

restricter plates. let 'em go as fast as they want.

 

--Problems that seem bigger than they really are when you wake up in the middle of the night
--Clogs
--Clutter
--Guns
--Gluttony
--Selfishness
--Materialism
--People who drive on the shoulder in a traffic jam
--Poison Oak
--Intolerance
--Women who wear shoes so small that their toes overhang the front ends
--Heavy metal
--The consumption of internal organs
--The fear that accompanies the knowledge that daddies can't fix every problem their kids may encounter
--Paisley
--Fake tits