Things I dislike

1. PETA

2. PACs

3. HOAs

4. sushi

5. joggers

 

Onions

Furloughs

Legalized ticket scalping

Yard work

Onions

 

Reality shows that come back from commercial break and show a recap of what you just saw before the commercial break.

 

insomnia

 

Thunder and lightning

Bridges

Frogs

Kids

Grown men who act like they're pre-teens, either through stupid jokes or general stupidity.

Anyone who calls someone they're supposedly trying to hit on "honey nut"

Bars that charge $8 for a beer

Being so far away from my family

Suede suits

The blisters on the pads of my feet from doing the treadmill after getting a pedicure

Plateauing in weight loss

Emotional upheaval

Having to support everyone around me as I'm falling apart

Keeping a vampire schedule.

 

I'm amazed there are this many posts and no one has said this yet, so I'm going to put it out there because really I don't think there is anything I hate more:
The New York Yankees

 

Someone bitter after getting passed over following rush week?

 

I beg to differ, sir.

 

1. The above song.
2. Gilbert Gottfried
3. Doctor Laura
4. Sean Hannity
5. Philadelphia
6. Snakes

 

Being unemployed

homophobes

micromanagers

cancer

Alzheimer's and other forms of dementia

Drivers who respond to my turn signal by speeding up so that I can't move over (same here, HC!)

Coffee stirrers. Give me a spoon, dammit!

 

F_T ... I'm convinced that the people who speed up are the same people that don't use their turn signals. They project their own assholishness onto others and assume they'll do the same thing. :-\

 

Use lube.