There's a car blocking my driveway...

I believe there are also some snakes on this plane.

 

If this was a comedy show, a hot looking babe would start walking up to drive her car away just as BRoth was debasing it.

 

One time, just outta high school. I was with some friends at a party. Some alcohol was consumed. As we were leaving, one of the guys decides he needs to piss.

He said he was gonna piss in the shiny new truck that these football players drove in. I think he was a bit jealous they were having better luck with the ladies than him.

I go to grab my drunk friend and find that he's not watering the bed of the truck. He had opened the door and was peeing inside.

We peeled out of there as the guys came running out the door. He thought it was real funny til four of them showed up at his house the next day.

 

10 minutes after you want to get out of your driveway.

 

As has been said on many a thread:

"I'd hit it."

 

Drop trou and rub your ass on the door handles.

Or take a shit on the hood.

I've done both to an old boss that was a munt.

 

:-X

 

At my last paper, I used to say if I ever won the lottery, I'd celebrate by rubbing my sweaty junk on the publisher's office windows and door. Asshat had the newsroom's thermostat moved into his office to help "control costs."

 

That's cold.

 

Hot, actually, hence the sweaty junk.

 

So was there any amusing resolution to this dilemma?

 

Have it towed. Nothing more nothing less. To do nothing is foolishness to pee on the car, slash the tires or just plain leave a unkind message is beyond unreasonable.