The zombie apocalypse...

Well, if it's true, it tells us all to stay out of Florida.

 

Yeah, stuff like this definitely happens in Los Angeles and New York. Who's got next?

 

California's got next:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282647/US-cage-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-rips-training-partner-Taylor-Powells-heart.html

 

Holy Moly. California takes the lead in Zombie 2012.

New York, you're on the clock.

 

Except that California story is from 2010.

 

Until Chilly Billy reports from the scene, I am calling this a false alarm.

 

These guys were both naked when going into zombie mode. Perhaps the movies have screwed up by depicting clothed zombies.

 

World War Z begins? Hope not.

 

Some media outlets have some incredibly NSFW photos of the attack victim and the crime scene.
[Photos are also NSFAWJAOPOEINHOS- Not Safe For Anyone Who Just Ate Or Plans On Eating In Next Hour Or So]

gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

Caught this little tidbit on CNN.com:

"When the officer approached him, told him to stop, pointed a gun at him, he turned around and growled like a wild animal and kept eating at the man's face," Fraternal Order of Police President Armando Aguilar told CNN affiliate WPLG."

 

The Army -- at least a few nerds in 4-2 CAV -- is preparing for the apocalypse.

http://www.stripes.com/news/downrange-with-the-living-dead-1.123731

 

Look how fast those photos found their way online. I wonder how much those websites paid for them. Five digits? Six?

 

For what it's worth, in the Walking Dead comics, the congressman mentions that just before the outbreak reading a story from Florida about a man eating part of his child's face...