The WRONG way to kill a kitten

Stan says he's outside your window with a rifle right now. You might want to retract that statement. . .

 

This one time, I sat on my right hand for 25 minutes. Then, right before I went to bed ...

 

solid. no damn pun intended ... ok, yeah there is.

 

To be honest, I've never done "The Stranger," but I've heard good things about it.

 

and with that, i abandon you my good friend.

 

That reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Carlin:

George Carlin: You wanna hear a really cool torture that the Romans invented? They also used it as a form of capital punishment, it's really creative. They would take the guy in question, stuff him in a burlap sack, seal the sack up real tight and throw it in the river. But, and here's the creative part, inside the sack, with the guy, they would put a dog, a monkey and a snake. OK? A dog, a monkey and a snake. That's fucking creative! Imagine being inside a burlap sack, underwater, in the dark, sitting next to a drowning monkey. Think he'd be moving around a little bit? The dog would be going apeshit, we know that. And the snake? Well, he'd probably be getting curious about what all the activity was inside the sack. He might do anything. Whatever he did would probably involve venom and his teeth. You know what you'd be doing? You'd be praying to God that the snake bit the monkey and the dog ate the snake. Praying.

 

Well, sir, thank you for your time.

 

damn.

that's in the running for post. of. the. day.

 

It must be one slow day around these parts.