The Worst hair in sports writing - a Top 10

Yes, A_QB, toupées count. When it's that egregious? It counts.

It doesn't even reach the back line of hair along the back of his head. So there's toupée, then scalp, then hair. And it's bright orange...or was last time I saw him about 5 years ago.

 

It doesn't even look like hair, if you look closely (or at least that's how it used to be).

 

Always looked like a divot to me.

 

I'm always reminded of a road kill ferret when I see it.

 

gotta give hoops credit. despite the awful hair situation and his terrible writing skills, he's universally revered as one of the princes in this biz. 8) ???

 

Absoutely true. Toups, err Hoops, is one of the best in the biz.

 

To make the pic complete, Will needs a glass of cognac to the left, to the left. Well, I guess it's to his right.

That pic is hilarious.

 

Wait, that's a toupee? I didn't notice.

 

Missing from this list:

- Marv Albert
- Steve Lavin
- Mel Kiper, Jr. Hell, he's on a list all to himself.

 

As Jerry said in "Seinfeld," I could pick out that bird's nest from two blocks away.

 

Then you must have known about his new look: