The Wisdom of Suzyn Waldman

Boom, remember she is paid to be a homer.

 

Games'd be a damn sight shorter if they didn't sell so many spots and plugs.

One way or the other, kids.

 

DING! DING! DING!

that is the biggest plus of never having to listen to games on the radio any more -- i no longer drive so am not held hostage by listening to these assclowns.

father of shockey, a child of a yankee fan at 80, bot only watches every game on YES, but also listens to the radiocast at the same time! that way he can also change the channel to root against the mets. yeah, his two fave teams are the yanks and whoever's playing the mets.

it's like he's 7. his two fave teams are his beloved yanks and whoever's playing the mets. like i said, he's a manchild. : : :

 

I listen to most broadcasters on XM. Sterling and Suzyn are by far the worst.

Sterling is just a nerd. He screws up at least 10 times a day and his home run calls make me uncomfortable because I feel so sorry for the fact that he doesn't realize how lame they are.

And, as someone else just mentioned, Suzyn just babbles. And occasionally cries.

 

Waldman plays the annoying wife on a long car trip. As soon as the trip starts she babbles incessantly about nothing. About 2 minutes in you realize that you have another 3 hours in the car and want to drive off the road.

 

Which is why we fly.