The true ultimate ass goes to court

DALLAS (AP) — Faced with complaints that his donkey was too loud, attorney Gregory Shamoun decided to bring his case directly to the court: He had the donkey testify.
Buddy the donkey appeared in court Wednesday. He walked to the bench and stared at the jury, the picture of a gentle, well-mannered creature and not the loud, aggressive animal he had been accused of being.
Shamoun was in a dispute with oilman John Cantrell, who had complained to the city about a storage shed Shamoun was building in his backyard in Dallas. Cantrell said Shamoun retaliated by bringing the donkey from his ranch and putting him in the backyard.
Cantrell complained of donkey noise and manure piles.
“They bray a lot any time day or night. You never know when they’re going to cut loose,” he testified.
Despite the donkey’s appearance, neither jurors or Buddy had the last say — the neighbors settled their dispute while jurors deliberated.

 

How intrusive was the Secret Service presence?
Hopefully, the Air Force One crew found some adult entertainment during the wait in court.

 

Basketball court?

 

Boots I thought this would be about your neighbor.

 

Gotta admit. That's a cute ass.

 

I thought this thread was going to be about Jessica Biel.

 

Or boots himself.

 

You'd give her a donkey punch.

 

And the judge allowed this?

 

Hey boots, I thought sodomy was legal now.