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The true ultimate ass goes to court

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. boots

    boots New Member

    DALLAS (AP) — Faced with complaints that his donkey was too loud, attorney Gregory Shamoun decided to bring his case directly to the court: He had the donkey testify.
    Buddy the donkey appeared in court Wednesday. He walked to the bench and stared at the jury, the picture of a gentle, well-mannered creature and not the loud, aggressive animal he had been accused of being.
    Shamoun was in a dispute with oilman John Cantrell, who had complained to the city about a storage shed Shamoun was building in his backyard in Dallas. Cantrell said Shamoun retaliated by bringing the donkey from his ranch and putting him in the backyard.
    Cantrell complained of donkey noise and manure piles.
    “They bray a lot any time day or night. You never know when they’re going to cut loose,” he testified.
    Despite the donkey’s appearance, neither jurors or Buddy had the last say — the neighbors settled their dispute while jurors deliberated.
  2. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    How intrusive was the Secret Service presence?
    Hopefully, the Air Force One crew found some adult entertainment during the wait in court.
  3. Basketball court?

  4. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Boots I thought this would be about your neighbor.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Gotta admit. That's a cute ass.
  7. Twoback

    Twoback Active Member

    I thought this thread was going to be about Jessica Biel.
  8. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Or boots himself.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You'd give her a donkey punch.
  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    And the judge allowed this?
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Hey boots, I thought sodomy was legal now.
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