"The troubling viral trend of the hilarious black neighbor"

I didn't say you were from the Northeast.

What is the source for most of the stories you post?

 

What is the source for most national news stories?

 

Creed is underrated. Dogs suck. Your mother is, in fact, a whore. #slatepitches

 

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/a_fine_whine/2013/05/i_hate_dogs_they_re_lounging_in_our_offices_and_licking_us_at_our_cafes.html

 

Jesus. You can't even parody these people.

 

You have to stop reading The New Yorker. It's turned you into an
"Upper West Side" Eastern sounding liberal.

 

I only wish I had the courage to attack the scourge of pants being on the ground

 

I'm sure that people on a national Internet forum would be fascinated by articles from my hometown paper. I'll start linking those instead.

"County tax hike looms"

"School referendum on ballot for Tuesday"

"Dog park opens in Podunk"

"Podunk High students place in robotics competition"

 

See, more of my tax dollars wasted on those mangy fucking dogs!

 

Wait a minute... a dog park opened in Podunk!??!

 

Check out the little blue polo on his t shirt. Charles is really a preppy from
Bronxville. Just the fact that he goes by "Charles" and not "Chuck" is a
dead give away.

 

Only faux elites post articles from the New York Times or the New Yorker.