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The Soccer Thread (Version 9)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Webster, Jul 18, 2018.

  1. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    I'm actually sick. If Burnley get relegated, today will be the day that everyone remembers. Oh my God.
  2. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    Heaton was brilliant. I had to say it, but time has passed Mata and Matic by.
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Chelsea ... gaaaaack!
  4. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Watford proving that maybe sitting back for 45 fucking minutes and trying to hold onto three points isn't the best strategy. Fuck.
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Somewhere @typefitter is practicing his robot dance.

  6. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    Here's the thing. Years ago, Crouch played for England in a friendly against, I want to say, Jamaica, maybe. He scored a hat trick while also missing a penalty, which is hard to do. When he scored his last goal, to make it 6-0, he did the fucking robot. And I thought to myself: If I were that Jamaican keeper, Peter fucking Crouch wouldn't walk off that grass with two good legs. I've hated Crouch since.

    Until now. Now I'll put his whole cock and balls in my mouth if he keeps Burnley up.
  7. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    That seems ... excessive.
  8. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    What? His robot dance really bugged me. Hey-YOOOOO
  9. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Crouch doesn’t need two good legs as long as he can camp in the goal mouth and launch his noggin.
  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

  11. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    When Man City play like that, it is just thrilling to watch.
  12. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    How do they not win the league? They could have scored more.
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