The Soccer Thread (Version 13) — Winter World Cup Edition

At least goals count with players using a distinct kicking motion.

And yes ... Parker and Stone should work Canada earning a World Cup berth into an episode. Of course, the Americans and ties might be the subject of a few jokes.

 

I sometimes wonder how different the game would be if reds didn’t leave you short a player on the field. Probably more death.

 

It all could be funny. The Canadian bobble head getting knocked off. The South Park parents getting way into the Cup, Randy Marsh correcting people that it’s called football, Cartman rooting for Germany and crowds from Latin America or Europe ruining the fun. Hooliganism and then everyone realizing the Americans suck.

 

Cartman needs to be one of the FIFA officials who took $1.5 million to ensure Qatar got the 2022 World Cup over bids from other places with much better infrastructure and tolerance for adults consuming alcohol.

 

Randy trying to sell some Tegridy in Qatar.

 

Instead of prison, could be assigned to the work crews on the stadiums and other facilities needed for the tournament.

 

It feels like whoever is doing Spain-Germany feels obligated to remind us when and where the USA-Iran game is when he runs out of things to say. Or as we say here, "When is 'Junction Boys' on again?"

 

Boy what an exciting second half

 

Listening to American announcers makes me regret not trying harder to learn Spanish when I was younger.

 

Knew this one would be a better choice than early NFL.

 

Kenny hangs out with the hooligans and gets a killed in a soccer riot.