The Singing Bee

How does Joey Fatone wake in the morning, look in the mirror and actually feel good about himself?

 

Who's Joey Fatone, and what's he looking into the mirror for?

 

A former N'Syncer and, quite possibly, a career.

 

I like how he asks someone where they're from and what they do for a living, gets an answer, then says "coool" or "Swweet," while clearly not caring what they said.

"Where are you from?"
"Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell."
"Coool."

"What do you do?"
"I imprison little children."
"Swweet."

 

Damn, this is sad.

 

And the aggregate IQ of the nation drops another 10 points.

Could they make this shit any easier? At this point I'm waiting for some network to put out a primetime game show called "Odd or Even" where they guess how many fingers the host is holding up behind his back.

 

Oh Christ, and now Jerry Springer, the Hoff and Sharon Osborne in one room? I knew there was a reason I'm not normally home on Saturday nights.

 

Four guys dancing on stilts ... why don't they just call it Stupid Human Tricks?

 

Wow, you're watching NBC's Tuesday night prime time lineup.

 

This is usually on Tuesdays? Cool ... I'm usually not home on Tuesdays either.

 

I saw the thread title and wondered if it was about "Eric the half-a-bee"

 

Huh?